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Author Lauren Beckham Falcone

  • Lauren Beckham Falcone

    Loren & Wally Morning Show

    Well, hello there!

    I’m Lauren Beckham Falcone, the new(ish) sidekick on the “Loren & Wally Show” on WROR. I’m hoping the job comes with a cape and a mask!

    The only person more excited than I am about my new job is my father, Bruce Beckham, who can recite every “Men From Maine” by heart. He’s a real hit at kids’ birthday parties.

    A little background: I worked at the Boston Herald for almost 18 years - I started when I was 12 - most recently as a columnist writing about pop culture, politics, news and other hot topics of the day.

    I live in Canton with my husband, Dave, and my 8-year-old daughter, Lucy. We used to have a dog named Norman. Now we call him Poor Dead Norman.

    My mother, Beverly Beckham, has been a columnist in the Boston area who has written about our family for more than 30 years, first working for the Patriot Ledger, then the Herald and now the Globe. So, if you’ve been reading her, you pretty much know everything already.

    But if you don’t....(cue the music!) are:

    A Baker’s Dozen Facts about LBF*

    Once, at Foxwoods, I ballroom-danced with Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block. It wasn’t romantic. It was for a story.

    I rode up in an elevator with the drummer from the Rolling Stones and had no idea who he was. (I still don’t. I just had to Google him. It was Charlie Watts.)

    About 15 years ago, a homeless man chased me down the street screaming “Gloria, Gloria!” because he thought I was Sally Struthers. This was a dark period in my life.

    It takes me at least three seconds to tell my right from my left.

    I live five doors down from my parents. You might think this is strange, but you haven’t seen my parents’ supply of wine.

    My daughter, Lucy, has Down syndrome. She’s the best thing that has ever happened to me, and because of her, I've been introduced to the most amazing community of parents, advocates, teachers and friends. Unfortunately, she also introduced me to Dora and Caillou.

    My first concert was Donny & Marie at the South Shore Music Tent. My taste in music has remained suspect.

    Our family dog, Molly, was a black lab that ate socks. As in chewed, swallowed and (most often) digested, except for the four times the sock gotstuck, after which Molly got a certain, sad look. Now, when someone is sick or depressed in our family, we say: “You look like you ate a sock.” This family phrase cost us $4000 in surgeries.**

    I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. You learn these kind of things when you’re a kid on a houseboat in Nevada.

    Sometimes, when the spirit moves me, I like to go to piano bars and belt out “Cabaret.” I highly recommend it.

    My last meal would be a grape soda, a bag of sour cream and onion potato chips and a meatball sub from D & E Pizza in Canton.

    The first movie I ever saw was “The Way We Were.” My mother took me. I was four. It’s still one of my favorites.*

    I wish I had a southern accent. You can get away with so much more when you sound like Suzanne Sugarbaker or Tami Taylor.

    And finally: I know all the words to the rap song from “Revenge of the Nerds”...but have no clue where my keys are.**

    *In no particular order

    **Poor Dead Norman was a beagle/basset hound mix with separation anxiety. He was on Paxil.

    ***My mother often dismissed me from school to go see a movie. I was in third grade art class when I was dismissed for a dentist appointment. (Wink, wink.) That time she took me to see “Mommie Dearest.”

    **Yeah, that’s 14. I also have a tough time counting.


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Ready, Set, DVR!

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My Workout Music

Great show today! Lemorne Morris of Fox TV's “New Girl” stopped in and while we were all very excited, Wally was like a 6th grader at a New Direction concert. We are trying to get Lemorne to hide a Loren & Wally statue on look for it this season, which kicks off Sept. 17 on Fox at 9 p.m. Read more...

We waited around for this?

Snooki? Jack Osborne? Elizabeth Berkley? And a dozen other people I've either never heard of or don't want to hear from again? Read more...

That was quick.

Is it just me or did the summer of 2013 go down quicker than a six pack in front of Tom Doyle? Just when I started to get into the groove of hot nights and day trips to the Dairy Barn in Randolph (It’s the soft serve I can’t resist), it’s time to pack up the bathing suits and boogie boards and get serious again. Read more...

Happy Thirsty Thursday, everyone!

Today, Hank, Lungboy and I discovered that a Long Island Iced Tea has a whopping 780 calories in it. On the plus side, a vodka soda, especially with mint and cucumber, is actually pretty good for you. Read more...

Cassingles and Freaky Beach Things

You know it’s going to be a good week when you get to play Def Leppard first thing in the morning. Since Wally’s away, I get to play “DJ Jazzy LBF.” This weekend, I found a stash of music from the ‘80s, which inspired my “Cassingle from Home” today: Def Leppard’s “Photograph.” Hello 1983, Z. Cavariccis, Aqua Net and crop tops. How I’ve missed you so. Read more...

Wicked Good Musical

Three years ago, I tried to see “Wicked”, the blockbuster Broadway musical that tells the story of the “Wizard of Oz” from the Wicked Witch of the West’s point of view, with my 7-year- old daughter, Lucy. I thought it would be a fun night out. Read more...

Bon Voyage, Love Boat

The Love Boat will never make another run. Yes, the real star of the beloved (yes, beloved) Saturday night series is being stripped for scrap metal in a Turkish shipyard as I write this. How in the name of Captain Stubing is this allowed to happen? Read more...